Curseanthemum Insult Card / Go F Yourself Please Card / Funny Birthday Card / Plant Cards / Chrysanthemum

Don't take this personally, but... Go F*#K Yourself, Please. 

Send to your plant friends for their Birthdays, housewarming parties, or just because they need to be told to F*#K Off!

Or hey, send this card to your enemies who needs some humbling. 

Be sure to take advantage of our "Send it Anonymously" Feature and really prank your friends or enemies! 

"Go F Yourself Please" Anti-GreetingCard:

• One size: 5X7'' 
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelope included
• Outside: "Curseanthemum Seeds" 
• Inside: "Go F*#K Yourself, Please" 

EXPERT TIP: Pair this card with our Tote Bag, Art Print, or Holographic Sticker as a gift! 

Why buy from us, why not support other randos on the internets?
Well, I'm glad you asked!

You'd be supporting 2 cool women randos who are trying to make the best out of our fine arts and screenwriting degrees. You know, those fun degrees that we so willingly threw money at thinking they would help us get jobs in the real world (lol) and now we have to pay back our student loans until the day we die from the chronic back pain caused by carrying around all that debt!
^^^(Oof, that run-on sentence is why I never got a writing gig)
ANYWAY... thank you for your support and choosing us! <3
You have some great taste! ;)

Let us know if you have any questions! 

Brittany & Michelle

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