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Cactus Card / Funny Birthday Card / You're A Prick / Plant Cards / Anti-Greeting Card

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Finally! A cactus card that's pretty AND funny!
She's the whole package, fellas!

Send to your plant friends for their Birthdays, housewarming parties, or just because they're a real prick! Or hey, send this card to your enemies who needs some humbling.

"You're a Prick!" Cactus Card:

  • One size: 5X7'' 
  • Matte finish
  • Matching white envelope included
  • Beautifully designed inside with a two-page interior cactus landscape design

EXPERT TIP: Pair this card with a real cactus as a gift! How on-theme! So fun!

Why buy from us, why not support other randos on the internets?
Well, I'm glad you asked!

You'd be supporting 2 cool women randos who are trying to make the best out of our fine arts and screenwriting degrees. You know, those fun degrees that we so willingly threw money at thinking they would help us get jobs in the real world (lol) and now we have to pay back our student loans until the day we die from the chronic back pain caused by carrying around all that debt!
^^^(Oof, that run-on sentence is why I never got a writing gig)
ANYWAY... thank you for your support and choosing us! <3
You have some great taste! ;)

Let us know if you have any questions! 

Brittany & Michelle

Check out our Etsy shop
Cactus and Cedar
for a variety of Greeting Cards, t-shirts, tote bags, stickers, tumblers, and more!


Matte Finish

Shipping & Returns


5X7 inches

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  • Shipping

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  • Returns/Exchanges

    We accept returns and only offer exchanges or store credit. We unfortunately do not offer refunds, but we will happily assist with finding the right item for you!

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