Succulent Card / Anti-Greeting Card / You Succ Card / Funny Birthday Card / Funny Plant Card / Gifts for Plant Lovers

Do you have a friend who loves plants and you just want to gently insult them by using their favorite hobby at their expense? Well, do we have a card for YOU! 

Our "You Succ" Succulent Card is a crowd favorite among our plant friends and anyone who understands that the plant on the card is a succulent (so like... pretty much everyone).

• One size: 5X7'' 
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelope included

Great for most occasions:

• Birthday
• Housewarming
• or Just Because they need to know that they "succ"

Send to your friends who like to laugh or hey send it to your enemies (we don't judge!)

EXPERT TIP: Pair this card with a real life succulent as a gift! How on-theme! So fun!

Why buy from us, why not support other randos on the internets?
Well, I'm glad you asked!

You'd be supporting 2 cool women randos who are trying to make the best out of our fine arts and screenwriting degrees. You know, those fun degrees that we so willingly threw money at thinking they would help us get jobs in the real world (lol) and now we have to pay back our student loans until the day we die from the chronic back pain caused by carrying around all that debt!
^^^(Oof, that run-on sentence is why I never got a writing gig)

ANYWAY... thank you for your support and choosing us! <3
You have some great taste! ;)

Let us know if you have any questions!

Brittany & Michelle

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